Select New Made-up Words From Skurnick's Book

  • Martyrmony - staying married out of duty
  • Carbiter - one who asserts that someone else cannot be hungry
  • Twiticule - to mock someone in 140 characters
  • Spamily - Facebook or Twitter updates about kids
  • Wordition - being stuck around a person who won't stop talking
  • Bitrayal - emotion occasioned by biting into a foodstuff you thought was another flavor
  • Spawntourage - a group of approaching strollers
  • Bangst - the profound financial anxiety of a post-recession society
  • Celebracy - the hyper-vain celebrity circle that abstains from anything of import