Select New Made-up Words From Skurnick's Book
- Martyrmony - staying married out of duty
- Carbiter - one who asserts that someone else cannot be hungry
- Twiticule - to mock someone in 140 characters
- Spamily - Facebook or Twitter updates about kids
- Wordition - being stuck around a person who won't stop talking
- Bitrayal - emotion occasioned by biting into a foodstuff you thought was another flavor
- Spawntourage - a group of approaching strollers
- Bangst - the profound financial anxiety of a post-recession society
- Celebracy - the hyper-vain celebrity circle that abstains from anything of import